FUN GAME: WHO IS THE MOST RANDOM???????

[Sasori of teh Red Sahndz!]

ok here are the rules. you have to say or post an image of the most random thing you can thing of. then i will rate your randomness. try and be the most random

Currenty most Random: nightleaf...

[Wolvine]

Potatoes made of toes huhuhuhu

[Member]

One day I walked in the park and a deer ran up to me. For thirty minutes he told me about how he saw a fish jump from the water and strangle a bear with his friend snake who, it seemed, had an armpit.

:|

[Hetalia]

A fish evolved into a car and went to KFC. But the chef killed it and put in some fries. The fries became aliens and destroyed earth. The end.

[Naruto]

Uhhhhhhhh....*Drools* Mah bunny fell in a blender. It tasted like wheat.

*Scratches head* This is hard.

[Waffletail]

The chipmunk is swimming away! If you listen, you can hear the banana pickle!

[Wolvine]

Once a dog flew to the moon and threw moon rocks at the chef who killed fisheh. He then began to throw cheez at the blender bunny. he decided to milk some alien cows, which gave him Milktonium. He then threw it at Pancake and danced the conga with his alien cows. End

*Agrees with naru* Is hard.

[ϟ ɅȻԐ ϟ]

One day SCHMEEEEEEEEE

...

[LEN KAGAMINE]

-breaks out in song-

The flower said
"I wish I was a tree"
The tree said
"I wish I could be
A different kind of tree"
The cat wished
That it was a bee
The turtle wished
That it could fly
Really high into the sky
Over rooftops and then dive
Deep into the sea

And in the sea there is a fish
A fish that has a secret wish
A wish to be a big cactus
With a pink flower on it
And in the sea there is a fish
A fish that has a secret wish
A wish to be a big cactus
With a pink flower on it

And the flower
Would be it's offering
Of love to the desert
And the desert
So dry and lonely
That the creatures all
Appreciate the effort

Et le jackalope a dit
"Je voudrais être un yeti
Pour voler dans le nuit
Et m'en aller loin d'ici"

Mais le yeti dit
"Je voudrais être un monstre marin
Pour pouvoir rentrer dans la mer
De tous les requins"

And the rattlesnake said
I wish I had hands so
I could hug you like a man
And then the cactus said
Don't you understand
My skin is covered
With sharp spikes
That'll stab you
Like a thousand knives
A hug would be nice
But hug my flower
With your eyes

The flower said
"I wish I was a tree"
The tree said
"I wish I could be
A different kind of tree"
The cat wished
That it was a bee
The turtle wished
That it could fly
Really high into the sky
Over rooftops and then dive
Deep into the sea

And the flower
Would be it's offering
Of love to the desert
And the desert
So dry and lonely
That the creatures all
Appreciate the effort!

----

I'm sticking with you
'Cos I'm made out of glue
Anything that you might do
I'm gonna do too

You held up a stage coach in the rain
And I'm doing the same
Saw you're hanging from a tree
And I made believe it was me

I'm sticking with you
'Cos I'm made out of glue
Anything that you might do
I'm gonna do too

People going to the stratosphere
Soldiers fighting with the cong?

But with you by my side I can do anything
When we swing
We hang past right or wrong

I'll do anything for you
Anything you want me too
I'll do anything for you
Oohoh I'm sticking with you
Oohoh I'm sticking with you
Oohoh I'm sticking with you

[Noname]

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

KABOOSH
LALBALALALALALALALBLALBLALBLABLALBLABLA

*whispers* My pants are made of worms. MACOMACOMACO WOOOOODOOOOOOLOOOOO

[Member]

*chews on wheat* Okay, ma'am, put down the ketchup. You've had enough, and I'm tired a you city folk comin' around 'ere and stealing my ketchup. Go one, put it down, I don't want to have to get you wit' my shotgun. I'm warnin' you now. Last time one a you ladies came around 'ere, my momma and my pa came righ' over 'ere and took a spoon, a ladle, and a ham sandwich and stuck it right up her pantie hose, got it? Now go one, get!

[ϟ ɅȻԐ ϟ]

I'M NOT A LADY, DAMMIT

[Noname]

*starts cabbage patching while doing the running man, then drops to the floor and spins on butt, before stopping and laying on side*

What's crackolackin' homeskillet fruitbasket hammertoed lizardpalomine?

[Hetalia]

Moonbunny kill Ichigo and birch trees fly.

Rats chase kitties wearing shirts of clay

NEWS

H20 now means rhinos

Scientist who didn't read news: I want some H20 mixed with orange juice

Man who read news: *looks for rhino* *doesn't find any* disguises dog as one and pours orange juice on it* Here you go.

Scientest who didn't read news: Than-!?!?!? WTF?

Gangster: Soldier Boy!

*Optimus Prime destroys building by sitting on it.

[Waffletail]

Home skillet with buffalo butter and mayo-naise!

[Riber~]

o.O

*insert random parapgraph of pure epic here*


WARNING: THE ABOVE TOOK NO THOUGHT IN THE SLIGHTEST.

[Hidan of teh hot springs]

i am a bannana with a large tounge and a small spoon

[Snigger]

I like Cheese. OMG! BLUE STUBBLE! Sporks! *dances randomly* Beeb beep boop beep! Nununununununununununuuuuuu MUFFINS! Lingurie Lady! *runs everyone over with The Nacho Mobile* I ish a vampire/werewolf/cat/nine-tailed fox/ghost/demon hybrid...thing.... RAWR!!! Never go on dates to an insane aslyum. Burn Barney, burn! I farted...heheheheheh....Zap! Emmett Hershey Grizz Fluffles! Stu Pididiot. The food coppers are after me! Death by dust bunny! *snot comes out of nose* Nuuuuu! My brainz!

[ϟ ɅȻԐ ϟ]

I should really close this.

[DOCTA OCTAGONAPUS]

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DOCTOR OCTAMUTHERF*CKINGCANUPUS BLBLBLBLBLBLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hetalia]

Spongebob is president of USA! My banana adopted a pink dog named TABLE TENNIS MAN! Aizen is going to destroy the Soul Society using MEWTWO'S ham sandwich! My TV got stuck in the toliet with a chicken! Vegetariens took over my school. Haiti's earthquake was caused by Club Penguin! Natives are being replaces with DORA POSTERS!!! DUN DUN DUN!!! I'm a kitty cat and I like cellphones! Everytime someone says Justin Bieber rocks a gay jellyfish is born! Table tennis was invented by......BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY.

[DOCTA OCTAGONAPUS]

OMG BILL NYE I LOVE HIM

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